Quick Hitter: Rock The Vote?

How about "Get The Vote Over With"?

Heidi even commented about it today. I think the country is ready for this to be over. Besides, are there REALLY any "undecideds" left? I've known for quite some time how I was going to vote. Pretty much everyone I know has been the same way. Honestly, I don't understand how anyone, at this point, after nearly 2 years of campaigning, can NOT know who they want to be the next President. So if you are still undecided:

• You like them both so much that you can't decide. NO ONE is THAT positive-minded and optimistic.
• You hate them both so much you don't want to vote for either. While understandable, you know who you consider the lesser of the two evils, so shut up and pick. Or don't bother.
  
• You are so wishy-washy that you really can't decide. Seriously, it's not that difficult, unless you're one of those people in Florida who couldn't figure out the butterfly ballot, in which case you probably shouldn't be allow to vote. Or drive. Or do anything that requires paying attention, thinking, or caring.

By this point, the candidates are pretty clear-cut in their differences. So commit already.

Thanks for reading along.