A (Rare) Shame

It's not often that I'm ashamed to be an Oklahoman. In fact, I don't know if I've ever been ashamed to be from Oklahoma, SERIOUSLY ashamed.

That is, before tonight.

My fellow Okies not only saw fit to pick Hillary on the Democrat side, but they picked McCain on the Republican side. Romney came in THIRD. Where are all those idiots complaining about what a backward, conservative hellhole of a state Oklahoma is? Well, you got what you wanted tonight, apparently...Oklahoma picked the most liberal candidate that each side had to offer. I guess that'll learn yuh.

My state has embarrased and horrified me tonight. It's not often that you have to face your roots and question who and what you are. I have lived my life believing that Oklahoma is a wonderful place with wonderful people. But if this is the best that the collective mind of Oklahoma can do, that's a position I'll have to reconsider. My only hope now is that, once they get their wish and one of these two horrible candidates ruins our country and destroys our way of life, they'll see the error of their ways and return to the one true path.

Thanks for reading along.