Since the site is still down, here are a couple of Chuck Norris Facts of my own making. (They probably won't hold a candle to the regular ones, but I sure had fun with them...and thanks to Heidi for the idea.)
In honor of the ever-growing list of men:
Forget the other claims: Chuck Norris is the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby. And he was in Iraq on a covert mission at the time of conception...while Anna Nicole was at home in the Bahamas.
Paying tribute to the recent $3,500-per-plate dinner to eat with Michael Jackson:
Regular people pay to have other people dine with them. Celebrities are paid for other people to dine with them. Chuck Norris always dines alone...on normal people and celebrities.
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