...a rendition of the National Anthem that was...well, normal? Yo, we want the US National Anthem, not an audition for American Idol.
...a concert that didn't have a major sporting event break out before and after it? Hey, wait a second...
...a 3D ad where they actually sent you the damn glasses to watch it, instead of forcing you to go get them yourself? I doubt that many people care that much about a 3D trailer for the latest computer-animated comedy/adventure.
...a great play that didn't instantly become "the greatest play of all time"? We could already build a new drinking game around that stupid 100-yard interception return.
...companies that wasted the $3 mil they paid for that 30-second spot with a completely boring, unremarkable ad? Errrrrrrrr...uhhhhh...
...companies that tried too hard to feel like they didn't waste the $3 mil they paid for their 30-second spot and came up with totally embarrassing commercials? Ummmmmmm...
...an injury in a major game that wasn't "a big, big loss" for the victimized team? Time for Madden to retire.
...interesting Super Bowl games? The last good one I saw was Elway's first Super Bowl win against Green Bay. THAT was a great game, but you know, that was ELEVEN YEARS AGO. Why do you people think the pro game is so great, again?
(In the meantime, spring scrimmages for REAL football are only about a month and a half away.) WOOHOO!!
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