I'm addicted to Buffalo sauce and flavor. I don't know how it happened. I was never a big hot flavor fan, and then I went to CD's (formerly Willy's) Wings. I mentioned them before, remember? Anyway, I had their wings and that was that. Now, I get buffalo-flavored stuff all the time. I only eat Buffalo Snackers at KFC. When we go to Cici's for pizza, I only eat their buffalo chicken pizza. I even eat Frank's Red Hot on my mac 'n' cheese now (it's actually REALLY good). Heidi says, "When you start asking for an IV drip of buffalo sauce, THEN we'll talk about the 12 steps."
Speaking of Heidi, she really got me good the other night. She had me convinced that she wanted to...ahem...sell her services to help us make more money. I was appalled, I was incredulous, I was angry, I was all the things I should've been. She actually had me argue with her about it for nearly 15 minutes before she revealed that she was yanking my chain. Nice job, babe, but remember...it's all about the payback. Who said that? Oh right...YOU DID.
(Side note: I got her back a little bit last night by planting Devo's "Freedom of Choice" as an earworm for her. She couldn't get it out of her head for hours.)
Heidi has a new post up. Go check it out.
The Dick's Sporting Goods commercial with Reggie Bush really pisses me off. Where's the commercials with Adrian Peterson???
Heidi and I had a very healthy debate about Colorado and why I don't like it. (As usual, my logic was undeniable.) She did make a few good points, but let's face it...it's difficult for anyone to defend this crazy state. We did come to agreement on one key point, though: Colorado has essentially sold its soul over the past 10 to 15 years. If we lived here 20-25 years ago, I probably wouldn't dislike this place. These days, living in Colorado is almost like living on the Coast, with everyone else trying to bring wherever they're from with them when they move here. Seriously, what else can you say about a state where the natives have to put bumper stickers on their cars that say "NATIVE" on them, or where politicians have to claim to have "Colorado values" to get elected? Oklahoma is at least true to itself and its values, and if you don't like it, you're free to move out to the Coast (or to Colorado) with all the other moonbats who'll do things your way.
On a humorous note, I'm going to write the governor and suggest that he changes the Colorado state motto from Nil sine numine ("Nothing without Providence") to "Skiing and Taxes Forever".
(Just for kicks, search my blog for "Colorful Colorado". Seriously.)
I watched the video of Owen on his 4-month birthday yesterday. He was such a goofy little guy...he's so awesome. Speaking of our awesome kids, we heard the heartbeat of Number 5 today (that's what we're calling the new one, since we're determined not to know the sec). You never get used to it...this is my fourth time, and it's just as amazing as it was the first time fourteen years ago with Katie. The excitement is building slowly and steadily for Heidi and me.
Thanks for reading along.
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